Alternative Slide

Now, here's a curious thing.   Today's slide was going to be very cute old slide if some young kid trying to climb onto a sofa.  Only, the kid was nekkid except for a pair of trainers.

An entirely decent shot - kids face and naughty bits not even visible, and zero change of identifying the subject after 60 years.   But my consulting lawyers (Haddock Bumble and Tibia plc) had the worrying thought - what is someone thinks that it was kitty prawn ? I could imagine anyone finding the slide arousing...but there are all sorts of weirdos out there (and in here, say some) so ... here's a picture of Milton and Maude.

Bonus - How Animals Eat Their Food