Wilbur was astonished to see....

 

Let's play "Blankety Blank".

Walking through Central Park, Wilbur was astonished to see ....<Blank>

Your options :

1. A squirrel carrying an AK-47 Kalashnikov
2. The ascent to heaven of all the worthy, AKA The Rapture.
3. The arrival of a Vogon Battle-Cruiser
4. Mrs Victoria Olshansky cavorting naked on a horse. 

Postcards to the usual address.

Bonus - Debbie Harry is 79 years old today. Happy Birthday