Where did you get that hat ?

Ohmygawd, as those gals from Friends would say.   What an utter car-crash of a slide. I've been staring at this for minutes, and it gets worse every second.

Technically...exposure was way off, and much fiddling produced the so-so scan above.

Composition... not exactly a classic arrangement. Almost meets the "Thirds" rules, but basically just a snap.

Contents... Disturbing. I HOPE that the girl is just dressing up in granny's cast-offs... if she normally wears that, merciless bullying from the other school kids would be expected.   The boy...simpering and toadying like his life depends on it.   But it's THAT painting that clinches it. I'm gonna have nightmares.  I have TEH FEAR !

So bad is this, that I'm going to commemorate it withe first of an occassional feature.... the slide calendar !  Perfect for work or home !