The Corpse Processor

A visit by the Ottawa Golden Age Pensioners Club to the MacPherson and Roulston Corpse Processoring Facility. Here, the visitors are inspecting The Splatulator.    

The recently deceased (diseased?) are loaded into the trough, packed in with rags, and the hinged cover closed over them.  High pressure air is then used to fire them at a solid granite cliff-face, and after a good spatula-ing, the remains are more easily disposed of in the traditional manner.

Bonus Item - Local Boy Shows Off   Wow.