Proving that you're never too old for St Valentine's Day, here are Frank and Mildred. After 50 years of marriage, they're still together and capable of surprising each over.
This year, Mildred's going to get the surprise of her life. When she opens the box, she'll find the head of her former lover : Arne Mortensen, the town's chiropodist. (Frank finally got sick if Mildred's frequent pedicures . and suffocated Arne with a wholesale bag of corn-plasters.)
Valentine's Bonus - Not Happy
Bonus 2 - Mosquito Zapped by Laser
Bonus 3 - Queen's We Are The Champions
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