Bark !

Plain and Simple.   And abstract.

Bonus 1 - The Crowning Moment of Awesome. The Norton Project. Settle down with a hot cup of coffee, and have your faith in humanity restored.

Bonus 2 Bush and Blair. Follow the leader

Bonus 3 - Deep within the carnival's house of mirrors, a balloon sculpture that looks exactly like Judy from Lost in Space forces clumps of cold sauerkraut into a hollow magic 8-Ball and gives it to Smokey the Bear, presently trapped in a sensory deprivation tank during the tremors of a mild earthquake. Yeah