This worthless lowdown critter is Jimmy Jamieson, and for years he was ridiculed for walking to school carrying two axes.
That was until one Tuesday when he encountered a poor innocent diamondback rattlesnake, and dispatched it with, yes you've guessed it, a pair of axes. Posing for pictures (I have other pictures as evidence) he smeared his knees with snake blood, and declared himself a True Warrior.
Jimmy is still locked up, and on very strong medication.
Bonus - Some Cats Are Pathetic.
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