Daisy-Mae Farquharson

 Daisy Mae is a High School Graduate and part-time snooker referee.  At the age of 12 she lost her left arm below the writs, in a bizarre Hula-Hoop accidents. However, by careful use of a pink sweater draped over he shoulder...you might never have known.

Bonus - I don't want to to give the impression that all Americans are dumb, but...  there are many dumb uns.