A Patch of Amalfi that is forever Doncaster.

 After the death of Yorkshire poet Ephraim Hardington, the staff at his Summer Villa on the Amalfi Coast persuaded the local mayor to declare this spot as being part of Doncaster in perpetuity.

However, Doncaster City Cleansing Department refuse to do their duty and empty the dog shit bins in the garden. Lazy Beggars.

Bonus - the Tour de France has a team that drives each days route and turns genitals graffitied on the road into owls and butterflies.

Bonus 2 -