Friday, 5 November 2021

Bonfire Night - Remember your Furry Friends

 

Remember remember, the fifth of November.  A day for idiots and numpties to go mad with fireworks. And surprisingly few bonfires.

Remember that (virtually) all pets hate the barrage of bangs...and so d many hoomans. So, please keep your pets indoors, put on some music and give them a bit of extra attention.

Bonus - According to Perspectus Global (who could well be The Institute of Made Up Facts and Surveys) Schoolchildren think Guy Fawkes invented the fork. Cue the inevitable Dayley Mayle outrage.

Bonus 2 - via Reddit

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