Saturday By The Pool.

 

Here in Slideville-on-Sea, the sun is out, the wind is ... refreshing, and it's great day for soaking up the rays.

Backing 1963, that meant heading to the Country Club for some activity beside the pool.

Bonus -  An 80 year old man goes in for a physical

And the doctor tells him, "You're in terrific health, you're healthier than most 40 year olds, what do you contribute your exceptional health to?"

   And the man replies "Turkey hunting, every morning I walk in the mountains and go turkey hunting."

"Well maybe genetics has something to do with it." Says the doctor, "How old was your father before he died?"

   "Who said my father was dead?"

"You're 80 years old and your father is still alive?" The doctor says in disbelief.

   "Yep" replied the man, "He is 100 years old and went turkey hunting with me this morning."

"That's amazing!" Exclaims the doctor, "But then how old was your Grandpa when he passed?"

   "Who said my grandpa was dead?"

The doctor is shocked and asks, "Your Grandpa is still alive?"

   "Yep, he's 120. But he couldn't join us this morning, he had to get ready for his wedding."

Puzzled, the doctor asks, "Why would a 120 year old man want to get married?"

   And the man responses, "Who said he wanted to get married?"