The Sea. and The Tracks.

 

Yup. 

I can see the sea.

I can sea the train tracks.

I can't be bothered figuring out where in the world...

Bonus - A blond cop pulls over a blond and asks for identification.

The blond asks, “What’s that?”

The blond cop replies, “It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.”

The blond reaches into her purse, pulls out her compact mirror, and hands it over.

The blond cop opens it, takes a look, and says, “I’m sorry mam. If I knew you were an officer, I wouldn’t have pulled you over.”

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