For The Freshest Meat.... Marple's Farm,

 

Mrs Edith Raincoat, of Doncaster decided that a nice bit of veal would be "Reet Nice" for her husbands meal tonight.

So, off to Marple's Farm to select her ideal donor.  Fresh and local...just like the people want.

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