"Blessed Are The Cheesemakers..."

 

"What did he say?"

"Shhhhh"

"He said Shhhh?"

" No. He said something about the Meek, but I couldn't hear because you were prattling."

"Shhhh you numpty"

etc

Bonus - First rule of Medieval Mixed-Gender Fight Club. Don't talk about Medieval Mixed-Gender Fight Club.

Bonus 2 -