Thursday, 10 July 2014

Beware The Gnome

This Is A Public Information Service Blog .

Householders : Never allow a clan of gnomes to colonise your garden.  They may appear jolly and harmless, but at night, as you sleep, they will sneak into your home, tease your babies, hide your car keys, download gay sissy porn and steal your toilet paper.

Gnomes are no good.

Bonus : At last - the soothing customisable sound of aircraft travel, available on your PC.

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