Welcome to Platty Jubby

 

According to the Daily Mail (UK, Middle-Market, Shit-peddling, former newspaper), Platty Jubby is what the cool kids are calling today's Platinum Jubilee.

Not me.

So, to mark the huge number of street parties being organized in Brenda's Honour, here's a slide inscribed with "One of the larger pits, with slabs of beef being roasted."

Nom Nom.

Bonus -